Former girlfriends of saxophone players have inaugurated a sorority called The Saxterians. Speaking for the Saxterians, Saralalalee, (we list only her first name because she’s a minor), said, “Sax players are just like, wow, you know... hot! I mean... their horns make those hot saxy sounds and that big curved thing poking up below their belly button makes a girl think of...well...golly... you know... And besides; sax players are super easy to date because they are so damn needy. Sax players really poke the mother in us.
“And they’re just really great fun to hang with too, but you damn well better not get serious over one 'cause it's a no-way-José future with a sax player. You gotta be super careful to not get ‘in that way,’ 'cause then he's gonna bolt faster than a neutrino in a collider. It's like what happened to all us Saxterian sisters. But it's like okay. We still love our long-gone sax hotties and we have lots of fun talking about which one of our saxy guys had the biggest...um...saxophone.
“We don’t wear sorority pins. Instead,we put sexy saxtoos on our memories.”
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